Monday, October 27, 2008
Stop kidding yourself, America.
Mecca of justice, epitome of integrity.
You were a beacon of hope to those who craved a second chance at life.
You championed, you cheered, you inspired,
Anybody who wanted to be somebody, could, in America.
Anybody who wanted to make an honest day's living, did, in America.
But not once did anybody stop to question why this was so.
Despite the insatiable curiosity of its scientists and inventors, they didn't think it worth their while to be curious about the reason for America's success.
Stupid question.
"Everybody knows America's secret of success is that anybody can do as they please here. You can be what you want. You can think what you want. Nobody will judge you. Nobody will think lesser of you. America is successful because it allows its citizens true freedom. Everybody has a voice. And it is heard."
How incredibly blind.
America's obsession with its present success blinded it to its past.
So it refutes all claims to a 'Biblical' foundation.
It quotes thousands of sources to substantiate the 'fact' that the vast majority of the founding fathers weren't actually practicing Christians.
For if America was indeed to accept its founding fathers as God-fearing men, then that would be akin to shooting itself in the foot.
For America knows the filth it is wallowing in.
America knows it has betrayed the God who blessed it.
From being proud of being a nation built on Christ, America now distances itself from anything faintly Christian.
It has robbed God of His voice by throwing Him out of public schools.
And now it takes great pleasure in giving that voice to Pornographers, Gays and Lesbians.
And those who promote Greed under the guise of 'The Good Life'.
This is freedom, it says.
The freedom to be who you are and be proud of it.
Stop kidding yourself, America.
Stop being surprised that your financial system is going belly up.
That your children are killing their friends in school.
That your families are getting more and more dysfunctional.
I hate to tell you this, America;
but you asked for it.
What Lions?
We know that it's unfair to compare it with A Few Good Men which also sought to expose the uglier side of the military. The secret of its success was the strongly crafted character for the villain in that case, Jack Nicholson. You respected him, and yet you were glad he got taken down. Tom Cruise's character was well-scripted too. And their interactions was the stuff that made sparks fly. If only we could say the same for Lions for Lambs.
Unfortunately, Tom Cruise doesn't make a good Bad Guy. So you don't hate him enough. Unfortunate, also, that Robert Redford's character is far too romantic to be real. Meryl Streep vacillates between both extremes as a highly successful journalist whose conscience seems to have returned to haunt her for having sold out. (Come on, get real guys!!) Problem is there's nobody to hate in the movie (come on guys, you can't hate Tom!!), therefore, you don't really appreciate the Good Guys. Problem #2 is that there are so many Good Guys that your attention (and sympathy) get kinda divided. So there's a villain you don't really hate, and there are too many heroes, each one to weak to stand on his/ her own merit.
All in all, an average-ish flick. What hurts is that it isn't great because that's what you kind of expect with a cast such as Redford, Streep and Cruise. Pretty lame lions for lambs if you ask me.Felon-y
Val Kilmer looks pretty cool as a bearded lifer who spends his time philosophizing and writing poetry. Stephen Dorff does his best to portray the angst of An-innocent-average-Joe-trying-to-live-so-why-is-shit-happening-to-me. If only he could get under your skin.
Truth be told, Felon feels a bit like Lock Up. Donald Sutherland's character is played by Harold Perrineau (of Lost fame), Mr Dorff takes Sly's place; not sure whether Lock Up had a bearded lifer, though, who spent his time philosophizing and writing poetry. So Val's about the best thing in Felon. After the cool tattoos on the inmates.Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Fact vs Faith
It is incredible that a mind as astute as senior advocate KK Venugopal's can confuse the difference between fact and faith. If we have to accept the existence of the Ram Setu just because 800 million people believe in it, then we shouldn't condemn the early church for condemning Galileo as a heretic. If we’re willing to let the faith of millions to represent fact, then we’re condoning the attitude of ‘Might is Right’.
The article goes on to state, “...just like it is a matter of faith that Christ was crucified in Golgotha Hills in Jerusalem and needs no verification, a similar belief and religious faith of 800 million Hindus are attached to ‘Rama Setu’.” For Mr Venugopal’s information, the life and death of Jesus Christ isn’t a matter of faith. To insist that the Crucifixion is only a matter of faith is akin to saying that Hannibal’s crossing of the Alps, Alexander’s forays into India and the entire Egyptian civilization are matters of faith.
Christ’s death has been well documented by the Romans (whose accounts have been shown to be historically accurate). Funnily enough we don’t seem to question the authenticity of accounts by Roman historians in other areas. Nobody denies the veracity of Nero’s excesses or the gladiatorial contests. However, whenever it’s a question of Christ’s life and death, everybody seems to doubt the Roman Empire’s ability to record history accurately.
The world lapped up Dan Brown’s ‘The Da Vinci Code’ with great enthusiasm. Here was ‘conclusive proof’ that the man who once claimed to be God was actually human after all. Strangely enough nobody seemed to understand that accepting this book entailed accepting the existence of Christ as well. However, the world had a great Jesus-bashing time and continues to do so. Whether or not it gets its own arguments in a twist is hardly an issue at all.
So I guess the world (and Mr KK Venugopal) needs to get its facts right. Rather, the world needs to make up its mind as to whether it wants to deny the very existence of Christ, or whether it wants to deny his deity. Both claims cannot exist simultaneously. Till the time consensus is reached, let’s not mock our own intelligence with such ignorant arguments. And let’s stop using Christianity as a punching bag for all matters spiritual.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
The experiment that went horribly right.
Bringing the debate to the fore are four gentlemen whose brilliance has slotted them beside U2 and Radiohead not just as the best thing to come out of the UK since, well U2 and Radiohead, but for possessing the uncanny ability to express what we’ve always wanted to say but neither found the right words nor the tunes. (Haven’t you always wanted to write something that began with I wrote a song for you and it was called ‘Yellow’? Come on, you have, haven’t you?) With their latest ‘experiment’ Viva La Vida (seemingly indulgently subtitled ‘or Death and All His Friends’), Messrs. Martin, Buckland, Berryman & Champion seem to have rediscovered the mystique that drew all of us to them circa above-mentioned Yellow. Albeit without the does-it-have-to-be-so-loud piano. The added bonus is that Mr Martin’s falsetto appears less frequently than before. It’s as if he teases you into wanting it, and then when you can’t take it anymore gives you a generous earful.
Allegedly, the band’s reason for Viva La Vida is that they’d become too predictable for their own good and wanted to see if they could resurrect themselves from the mire of their own success. They have. It’s as if every member, having attained his own personal nirvana, has been reincarnated sans demons, monsters, baggage and cliches. The tracks are so unlike the Coldplay we have of late begun to despair of. The lyrics provoke the mind without patting themselves on the back for having done so.
Then there’s the liberal sprinkling of strings. Like reins in the foaming mouths of each song that drives the album, the strings lead every single track with such skilful deliberation that none of them strays from the objective of earning the band a new sense of respect in the eyes of fans and skeptics alike. And like Clocks the title track seems to possess the ability to grant the listener a sense of weightlessness, supreme confidence and faith in humanity. Ironic then, that such feelings should be evoked from a song about death.
One might argue that it is producer Brian Eno who has breathed new life into the foursome. But that can easily be countered by the former’s recent divorce from the hottie-at-forty Ms Shania Twain. Whatever the source of inspiration, Coldplay certainly has outdone themselves. With Viva La Vida they’ve taken us to a place we always wanted to go. A place that’s not on the map but in our heads. Ladies and Gentlemen, please raise your glasses thank you.
Monday, June 2, 2008
He Was A Has-been.
Other lesser stars (and I believe, even lesser-accomplished actors) have managed to get the tills ringing (Colin Farrell included) but not Mr Slater. His has been a most baleful lot. Until now.
He returns to the screen, cast against his image of erstwhile-one-of-100-most-sexiest-American-men, as a balding employee in a corporate mammoth. A statistic bullied by hipper, hornier and more hirsute colleagues, Bob Maconel is your quintessential everyman. He considers himself an intellectual, he just wants to be left alone, and when he is, he fancies himself as shag-material for the office tramp. Only difference is he has a talking goldfish. Aha!
Now you see where we’re going? Now you see that it wasn’t desperation that prompted Mr Slater to accept the role? Now you see that it wasn’t ineptitude but unadulterated brilliance on the casting director’s part to cast Mr Slater? Do ya? Huh?
Anyway, He Was A Quiet Man is written and directed by Mr Frank A. Cappello who also wrote the regrettable Constantine. With He Was A Quiet Man, he deals with the more surreal aspects of reality. Like nursing a beautiful quadriplegic and making love to her just to reaffirm her sense of self. Thankfully, it is Ms Elisha Cuthbert who plays the role of said quadriplegic.
As the sleaze of office politics unfolds after the shootout that confines Ms Cuthbert to her wheelchair, Bob Maconel begins to wrestle with issues about his lady love and their highly unlikely future together. What’s interesting to watch is Mr Slater in a role that’s so unlike him and how he goes about doing it absolute justice. (It’s like Arnie playing Hamlet. And doing a bang-up job of it. Well, sorta.)
He Was A Quiet Man is unlikely to be Mr Slater’s comeback. However it sure as hell is an affirmation of his pedigree as an actor. And it does make for interesting viewing. Only jigger-up is the twist at the end. It’s an oft-employed tool which means you’re left with the feeling that you could definitely come up with a better ending but you’re not quite sure what it is.
Overall rating: High 6, really low 7 (like 7.00000000001.00000001)
Plot: Above 6.5 for sure (and then drops to about 5.5 at the end)
Acting: Go Christian! Go Christian!
Watch it again? Only if Ms Cuthbert asks me to. Very nicely.
Saturday, March 8, 2008
The train that ran out of steam.
Mind you I haven’t read Mr Leonard’s fifteen pager, but having seen the movie, I am certain I will. Not for the plot (obviously), but for the enviable degree of restraint with which Mr Leonard has crafted his characters. Take for instance Dan Evans (Christian Bale) a very bankrupt rancher/ father/ husband. With one son sick, the other one disillusioned (with his father, that is), a wife who admirably hangs on to her marriage for dear life, Dan Evans seems in possession of all the right motives for what the author wants him to do. Which is risk life and limb (his left leg was already damaged in the war) to escort Ben Wade (Russell Crowe), outlaw-at-large, to a train (the 3:10 to Yuma, silly) that will take him to prison. Simple enough, but somehow, I didn’t buy it. The story, not the movie.
I liked the movie: Russell Crowe was convincing as the psychopathic, sharp-as-hell-shooting, barmaid-seducing, camaraderie-and-hero-worship-inspiring Ben Wade; Christian Bale, like aforementioned co-star, shone too, looking like he had everything and nothing to lose (and made adequate amends for his portrayal of Gotham City’s favourite son); Ben Foster was sufficiently bad-ass as Ben Wade’s lieutenant, Charlie Prince; the others, to their credit, kept out of the way by sticking to their roles. What else? The colours. Loved the way in which the colours of the wild west were so noticeably muted, allowing for a gorgeous palette rarely seen in westerns. Loved the music, which undeniably lifted the actors’ performances. Loved the costumes (you could almost smell the dust and horse shit off them). Yup, there was plenty to love.
And yet, there remained that sneaky, Gollum-like feeling that I’d been done in by IMDB and its 8.0 rating. Even though the movie was pretty decent (and not just in parts), I couldn’t help but feel that the story left me blue-balled. I mean every character in 3:10 just lacked a decent motive. Why doesn’t Dan Evans just take his reward of 200 USD and walk off? Why doesn’t he take Ben Wade’s thousand-dollar bribe? Why doesn’t Ben Wade escape when he has the chance? Why does he get caught in the first place?
Too many whys. Unanswered. I just do not buy that there’s-a-hero-inside-everybody crap. I find it hard to accept a story in which everything happens ‘by accident’. A series of incidents that happen because. However, that’s exactly what life is. A series of incidents that happen because. So maybe I should direct my ire (or is it adulation?) towards Mr Leonard instead. For showing us life for what it is, replete with ‘accidental purposes’. That’s life, oh yes sir! And if you don’t like it, that’s just too bad. Sigh.
Overall rating: Definitely not above 6.5
Plot: A grudging 6.0
Acting: Purty dern good!
Watch it again? Errr… aaaah…ummmmaybe…not